Team Jaguar!
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Hello, This is Team Jaguar. You know you want to be a member
Monday, November 25, 2002
More bad news for Jeremiah and his brainless "We-didn't-go-to-the-moon" Conspiracy Theorists:
Big Telescope will debunk the wierdos
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Thursday, November 21, 2002
Okay, so I'm obviously not Brainy Smurf! You were right Tony, it does say "that stuff kills brain cells", not "the stuff that kills brain cells". I guess that's what happens when I try to take silly quizzes while I'm trying to work.
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Wednesday, November 20, 2002
Ever wonder which Smurf you are? I took the test and found out who I am! I did this in honor of Jeremiah's love for smurfs.
Find your inner Smurf!
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Monday, November 18, 2002
I second! Yeah Steph!!!!
Here's a site just for laughs.
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I just read Stephanie's post! That was pretty courageous and gutsy. I think we need to name a Team Jaguar award after her. The "Stephanie Ford-Team Jaguar courage under fire while someone is trying to rob your company award."
I nominate Stephanie to be the first recipient.
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Friday, November 15, 2002
Hail the conquering hero! Guess who stopped a robbery in progress today? That's right, me! around 11 today a guy peeked out of the elevator, saw me looking at him and stayed on the elevator. About 15 minutes later I was concentrating on my computer when I looked up to see him walking past me into our office.
I said, "Excuse me sir, can I help you?"
He Said, "No" and kept walking.
I said, "Sir! What can I do for you?"
He stopped and said, " I'm just meeting someone for lunch". I asked him who and he paused and finally said, "Uh, Colleen Smith". I told him that we don't have a Colleen Smith and he looked like he already knew that and headed back to the elevator. I went back in our office and called security and told them what happened. They investigated and found out people saw him all over the building and no one called because they thought he was supposed to be there. A computer has already been reported stolen and a few other things. Unfortunately they did not catch him before he got out of our office building, but at least he didn't get a chance to rob my company. They think I scared him away.
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Cool, we'll be looking forward to the dinner. I assume that there will be games (i.e. Turok Bloodbaths) afterwards?
On a side note, I pick up pennies whenever I see them on the ground. Every wonder what a lot of pennies look like? A lot of pennies look like this.
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Thursday, November 14, 2002
What's the status of the Team Jaguar Thanksgiving before Thanksgiving dinner? I just got the fried stuffing recipe so I am geared up and ready to go! I wasn't sure if we decided it was gonna be this weekend or next. Either way I'm looking forward to it!
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Friday, November 08, 2002
Saturday afternoon/night is the Stake Conference Training. I have to be there and I imagine Jeremiah and Aaron have to go, too. It's over at 8pm. Hope that's not too late.
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Thursday, November 07, 2002
Seperated at birth??
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You know that commercial for Lipitor where the guy goes around telling everyone "Hi! I lowered my cholesterol!". That is exactly how it feels! I just got back from my doctor and he gave me the results of my blood test. He says it's nothing short of miraculous how much my cholesterol has come down. So I'm telling everyone:"Hi! I lowered my cholesterol today!"
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Tuesday, November 05, 2002
Ahhh...the things we can learn from kids!1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
11. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
22. Cats throw up twice their weight when dizzy.
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Saturday, November 02, 2002
Did we land on the moon? Are Aaron and Jeremiah really space aliens, planted on earth to make our space program fail? Or are they just consipiracy junkies who have been led astray?
Here's some links Jeremiah and Aaron might what to look into next time they doubt the moon landing:
www.badastronomy.com. This guy's done a lot of work.
NASA is getting ticked!
This is from the author of badastronomy.com, who debunks the Fox Special about not going to the moon.
The pictures are fake, eh? I don't think so.
Just one more link to make my point stronger.
I for one can't wait until we go back to the moon. But why would we?
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Friday, November 01, 2002
IT'S A GIRL!! (At least there's a 92% chance it's a girl!)
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